PENIS
My name is MARIA



Men Men Men Men...I don't get them...And I don't expect them to understand me either...I'm not writing this thing to encourage or convince them to be monogamous/loyal/whatever shitty description you want...and my views and opinions on this matter is the fruit drippin down my foramen magnum...so if you're gonna tell me I'm being an anti-XY, it ain't true, so go to hell...
I love men...I mean, c'mon, I have a father, a brother, a son, and lots of extra homo sapiens on my list (lmao)...but...BUT...but...I don't understand why men have to be soooo unfaithful MOST OF THE TIME...yeah...most of the time...A classic example would be a guy who's in a long term relationship already, and the moment he meets a new girl, everything would be blurry and *poof* he'd be hitting on her...or a married man...who'd be having extra XX on the other block...(now that is really disgusting)....
They're not only polygamous...they're also crazy...they'd be using the same crappy reason Hey I'm just a guy...It's natural for us... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN ME??? YOU'RE JUST A GUY??? Well, try me next time, and I'm gonna tell...Oh I'm just a girl, I'm fragile...and it's my nature to go and fuck around... Why can't men be satisfied???... I think MOST men want what they can't have and the moment they have it they'd be wanting for more...EVIL...If men could afford it, trust me...they'd have more than one wife and a boat load of kids...
The way I look at it is, biologically men are made to try and have as much sex as possible with as many women as possible. This is what has helped our species to survive and grow in large numbers.
The problem with this sort of reasoning is that men are also programmed to defend their territory and their family at all costs. Yet, I am sure you would agree with me, that if you saw someone you didn't know standing on your lawn, it is hardly acceptable to attack him. Or if someone put their hand on your girlfriend's arm, it is hardly acceptable to attack them either.
My point is, that like animals we have certain impulses. The thing that seperates us from the animals is that we have the ability to control these impulses or at the very least, avoid acting upon them.

My brain's kinda rusty...not working..not working...I'll be creating another Penis soon....lol
*thanks Mcoy for this lovely picture...

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Pain Management
My name is MARIA

Damn it...Why do I feel this way? I mean obviously it is normal for a person suffering from dilemmas like the ones I have to be tormented in so much pain...But why me? Why now? It seems so unlikely for me to encounter such problems like this. Really unexpected. And now that it hits me. It feels like I'm being cut open without anesthesia. It is so painful. Really painful. And I'm doing the best I can to just try and divert my attention to other things. I know for a fact it won't solve a thing, but hey, I'm just trying the possibilities on how to make myself feel better. It sucks.

I used to express myself well by means of writing. I used to feel better. But now...It seems so different. The more I write, the more pain I inflict to myself... But then again I guess it's ok... I'll just try to feel all the pain...try to savor each moment of torture...and in the end, I know I'll learn to get over it. At least I know I didn't cover a big wound with a band aid and forget about it. I let the wound heal by itself and felt enough pain to learn and realize how drastic things can change.


It's been exactly 3 hours and 20 minutes past my lunch break and I haven't had a decent meal since I left my house. Well actually I haven't had anything except for a cup of coffee, a dose of parental fights, 3 blog entries and a nice conversation with friends....

I'm so sad... :'(

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Vultures in Catholic School
My name is MARIA

I hate it when totally old looking people act so immature.
Vultures.

Yeah, that's what I would like to call them. Creatures who feed in the dead flesh of others. Ugh. I mean c'mon! Give my kid a break and stop asking stupid questions about his biological father/sperm donor/Y chromosome contributor... Damn it... What do you really expect to hear from a 5 year old kid??? I think..I THINK...most of the parents in that Catholic School are crazy...excuse me for the term (I didn't mention the school)...That's the reason I don't "hang-out" there that much...PLUS the fact that I live a very meaningful, productive, busy life...and I bet those oldies don't...The first time I fetched my kid there (and those winged creatures were there: parents), they asked me how old am I...What the hell do you care about my age...? Maybe they think I'm 30 something or 40 something just like them and I happen to have a beauty secret that's why I look like an immortal...lol...And so I said I'm in my early 20's and they were doing Math and finally, as I was expecting to hear "Ang bata mo pa nag-asawa"...Gooooooooodness...I just smiled, and told them "Hindi po ako bata nag-asawa, bata ako nabuntis, 17 to be exact"...I hope they were satisfied with my sarcastic answer...And when my baby sister went there one time to fetch my kid, she was so unlucky to encounter those mudbloods...They asked her why is it that I don't go and drop my kid often...I mean, HALEEEEEEERRRR...I have a job! I go to office Mondays-Fridays 8AM to 5PM, and most of the time I'm out of town for my lecture...I think they haven't experienced working at all...Is it my fault that I graduated Nursing? Or is it my fault that I have a really good job and they don't?...Or is it my fault that they are married, with their husband working as a carpenter, electrician or whatever shit in Saudi Arabia while I'm still single???... Gimme a break! Try to live my life for a day and I bet you won't even last...So please...nobody has the right to say things against me especially in front of my kid...I guess they weren't satisfied with my answer or their interview with my highschool sister...They took it to a different level...they interviewed my kid...BRAVO! I really admire them! Totally! From Me, to a high school kid, to a 5 year old Pre school...Wow! Talk about level!...From the moment my kid started asking me mind bugging questions, I knew something was wrong...

We were watching a regular TV show one night, when out of the blue, he asked me how could I got pregnant with him when I'm not even married...Whoah! I exchanged looks with my mom, and asked my kid where did he get that idea...and so...my kid told me about those vultures, I mean the parents in his respected, values-oriented Catholic school, asking him questions about his you-know-who-you-know-what...Well my kid knows the fact that he doesn't have a daddy...and applying Theracom and Pedia knowledge I was able to get out of that situation and explained it well to my kid...Now, school's almost over and my kid's about to enrol for his Taekwondo summer class...I'm now more ready to face vultures and so is my kid...If you ask my kid right now where his dad is....oh...you'd be amaze to hear his answer..."Oh you mean my biological father? He's gone..."....
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CALEA
My name is MARIA


Talk about calories...and now I'm craving for cake... I need to completely starve myself for a week before my Puerto weekend getaway with my best gal, his boyfriend and his boyfriend's crew...I need to escape even for two days and a night away from my gigantic multiplying stressorsssss...(but now this NPO thing is making me agitated and more stressed...lol) I think what I definitely need at this moment is a damn good cake that would melt my heart and make butterflies and rainbow appear above me... *sigh* Geez, I think I'm becoming so matakaw and I need to control myself, but hey, I can't help it, I wanna grab a Calea blueberry cheesecake right now or just a slice of strawberry ice cream cake and completely forget about the beach and calories...and who knows, I might forget I have a super huge problem back at home... :(


Why isn't there even a branch of Calea outside Bacolod??? I think they're being selfish... Ice cream cake is everywhere but not Calea type...Frustrating...I have to wait til April 14...

I'm bored...I'm stressed...I have a big big problem...I'm getting fat...and now I'm starving....
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COFFEE
My name is MARIA

FRIEND: Hahaha.. laugh trip 'yung mga nagpopost ng pictures nila sa Starbucks.. nyahaha.. pasosyal pa!.. nyahaha...

MCOY: (nakatingin lang)

FRIEND: O baket seryoso ka?!

MCOY: Nagpapicture na din ako sa Starbucks pare.. umiinom ng coffee jelly frap.

FRIEND: Nyahaha! Di nga?! Asan?! Patingin! nyahaha..

MCOY: Andun sa PLA...NNER nila. Month of July.

FRIEND: (natahimik) Pahingeeee!!!


This one made me laugh! Thanks Mcoy! Hahaha! I mean it's totally true...Try checking your friends' pics in FB or whatever, you'll see them with a frap in their hands...It's okay though as long as you don't make it a total hobby. Like, I personally know someone who's like hooked in taking her pics in Starbucks..and wth! Starbucks coffee is undoubtedly yummy and perfect but you don't have to go to Starbucks for the sake of taking a damn picture, right???...

Anyway, I'm craving for one right now...tall Cappuccino would complete my day... coffee anyone?
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Iloilo @ Night (A different Dinagyang)
My name is MARIA


Among the places I’ve been to, Iloilo is definitely one of the best… Our main office is located there, and so most of my officemates are Ilonggos..(like 95%) I’m the only lecturer who came from Luzon and so I manage to learn how to speak the dialect (fluently I guess. Hahaha!)… Cebu night life is crazy and good but Iloilo is well..hmmm...more tamed?...lol…I love it…There’s a place in Iloilo City called Smallville, where you can find the best hotels, bars and restos…It is my haven in Iloilo and I make sure I don’t miss a Friday and Saturday night there…I even overdo it sometimes…Hahaha! I love to go out, party and stuff but I make sure I don’t get drunk… I drink a lot but I don’t get drunk. If I’m looking for a party place and I feel like dancing and stuff FLOW is definitely the place to be, perfect house music, nice drinks and good crowd. MO2 Ice? Hmmm…Well I always go there on weekdays or Sunday nights (or whenever Flow is closed)…The music is nice, RnB that you always hear playing on the radio BUT…there’s a huge BUT…really huge…hahaha! The crowd! Goodness! All walks of life…from shitheads, to climbers, to feelers to actual cool people (like my friends lol)…Anyway…Whenever I’m just in the mood to drink and just have a chit chat with friends, I go to Langford (near SM City, not in Smallville) or my fave place to hangout Bourbon Street. I don’t know, but I like that place a lot… I feel comfortable…drinking there….lol….I’ve been to other drinking places like Funtalia, Red, Club 21, etc…and well, in the end what truly matters is the people you’re with… I’m so blessed I’m surrounded by amazing friends who are there to have fun, to comfort you when you’re in the peak of your emotional immaturity, to rescue you when you have an awful date and make you laugh about your own craziness and stupidity (like going to the airport 24 hours earlier LOL). I miss Iloilo… I always go there, I think every month, but my next schedule would be on June…So I guess, I’ll be missin more of my beloved foster home for a while…lol and when I get back there, I’m gonna rock the town once again…and I hope and pray (fingers and toes crossed) crazyslumber would be there to party with me!! J
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Me and CERVICAL CANCER Seminar (Roxas City, Capiz)
My name is MARIA



It was such a relief that this event is finally over. Days of anticipation and the building pressure, finally finally done with it…Yiheeee! When I was asked to be a guest speaker in Filamer Christian College (Roxas City, Capiz), I had no hesitations because the topic was Maternal and Child Nursing (which is my favorite among the topics that I’m teaching). I’m supposed to choose the major topic to discuss (since MCN involves two humongous books), and so I told them hmmm…let’s do Family Planning… I mean, yeah it is very common, very typical, in short “gasgas na”, but hey not all nurses have mastered this one… During my regular MCN lectures for NLE and NCLEX/CGFNS I always include one type of family planning method that is not found in books… Well I won’t tell the details here (just enroll in NGRC, if you’re gonna be my student, you’ll definitely learn it lol)..Well anyway, I changed my mind and told them that I’m gonna be discussing the Major Complications of Pregnancy (which is a board exam classic). Ending: I was just informed that I’m gonna focus on Cervical Cancer (which is basically discussed in the Onco lecture not MCN)… I had to do lots of preparations and research, but it was worth it. I’m glad they chose Cervical Cancer as the main topic. It’s very timely. Well I ain’t gonna be talking ‘bout CA in my page… J The seminar took 4 hours, attended by about 600 students…I’m so glad it ended well. I was really really trying to control myself from saying nasty things in front of the Dean and the professors…lol…if it were just the students, wth, they’d be hearin crazy terms…lol… And so I would like to commend the Simpson Class 2010 of FCC for organizing this seminar. I really enjoyed it…Well, except for the traveling thing…3 hours away from Iloilo City and I had to go back the same day because I have an early Pedia Nursing class the following day…I wasn’t able to go to SOUL…damn…Well, there’s always next time and anyway I enjoyed the following night so well with the future nurses from Iloilo Doctor’s College…
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